Dear Long Brown Hair,

We've had a lot of good times together.

I'll always remember the way you flew in the air,

made comfy beds for creatures,

got caught in a flock of birds,

and were covered by hairy, sweaty men.

But I feel that we are no longer right for each other and it's time to move on.

There's a little girl out there who will love you,

and there's a little girl in me,

who wants nothing more than to feel the wind on her shoulders.

Breaking Routine

Do you ever get bored with your shower routine? I sure do.

Shampoo, condition, soap, shave... it's the same exact thing every day!

That's why I put a bubble machine in the shower to make my routine a bit more fun.

Best decision I've ever made.

Carousel Horse Race!

For our latest Improv Everywhere mission we surprised kids at a park by turning a carousel into a horse race!

We had announcers,

a trumpeter,

a betting table,

a jockey,

and lots of cheering fans.

The bell rang and the race was on!

The kids had no idea what was going on but soon realized they were in a real horse race!

A little boy won the race with his funny rabbit named Carrots on the Brain.

He was so excited that he ran up to his mom and kissed her on the cheek. After all, she's always been right by his side supporting him ;)

A Love Letter to My Dresses

Dear pretty dresses,

I love you oh so much.

Your bright colors make me smile,

and wearing you makes me want to twirl.

Without you my walls would feel lonely,

my Moo cat would have no bed,

and I would have nothing to wear!

How to make a confetti martini

What you'll need: a fun friend, paper, a blender, and a martini glass.

Put your paper in the blender and set to chop.

chop, chop, chop...

Pour,

and you're done!

Cheers,

Let's get wasted!

;)

Things that make me smile...

Hanging out with my fellow monsters,

Moo's new favorite bed,

playing with my pancakes,

hay rides,

fun nails,

adding something sweet to make my tea happy,

friendly frogs,

surprise kisses,

secret identities,

adorable wedding programs,

and really, really bad photo timing.

Monkey Problem

Many people get a cat to fix their mouse problems,

I got a cat to fix my monkey problems.

Good kitty...

Cake Break

I decided to try and take an entire week off from eating sugar.

buuuut after a day into it, I found this adorable container of sprinkles in my cabinet.

And then I found this cute heart shaped pan that would be perfect to put my left over cookie dough in! (since it was just sitting in the fridge and I wasn't going to eat it anyways)

So then I thought, if I have both cookie dough and sprinkles, why not just put them together...

and make a delicious cookie cake?

And if I have a delicious cookie cake, It only makes sense to dive in face first and eat the whole thing!

Sooooo I failed miserably, but I must say... it was the best tasting thing I've ever failed at in my entire life.