1. How to get incredibly lost in the subways
2. It's hard to eat a burger the size of your head
3. You can take silly pictures in a photo booth and then doodle all over them
4. Cops look adorable when they're on bicycles
5. Eating at a restaurant barefoot makes me happy
6. Cheese likes to trick you into thinking it's candy
7. There are stores made just for Matty
8. The subways are so clean I could lick the floor and probably become healthier
9. You can smell like a fruit basket with this scented toilet paper
10. Playgrounds have colorful slides as far as the eye can see
11. Subway doors may rip off your finger and then you'll have to painfully reattach it back on
12. Everything is adorable