12 things I love about Moo

He swims in the bathtub with no water,

he likes to have a bird's eye view of me cleaning the closet,

he's a chicken kisser,

he turned my new chair into his new throne,

his girlfriend is a squirrel named Shanda,

he's the king of camouflage,

he helps me get dressed,

he thinks he's sneaky,

I could probably build a whole new Moo from his shedding fur,

he's into pilates,

he occasionally turns into a bridge,

and I can't tell whether he's cuter right side up or upside down!