Happy Presidents Day!
The most exciting, spectacular, fantastical holiday of the year!
...What?! You don't know how to celebrate Presidents day?
Well then... I'll give you a few of my tips!
Step 1- Wear a beard ( preferably brown like Lincoln's ) Don't have a beard? Grow one!
Step 2- Go out to dinner and pay the whole check with dollar bills! The waiter may look pissed off but they're secretly celebrating on the inside.
Step 3- pick up a random baby and kiss it!
Step 4- Tell the truth all day just like good ol' honest Abe... even if the truth hurts and makes your friends want to punch you.
Ahhhh, I didn't think this day could get any more magical but then it snowed. It's a Presidents Day miracle!