He swims in the bathtub with no water,
he likes to have a bird's eye view of me cleaning the closet,
he's a chicken kisser,
he turned my new chair into his new throne,
his girlfriend is a squirrel named Shanda,
he's the king of camouflage,
he helps me get dressed,
he's into pilates,
he occasionally turns into a bridge,
and I can't tell whether he's cuter right side up or upside down!






















































